Quotes Of 2001
July 23rd, 2001
"Your bosom is warm." - Chetan.
July 20th, 2001
"KEEP THE DOOR OPEN" - Chetan's mommy. She will forever be quoted with that.
June 16th, 2001
"Natalie, go away! You make me goofy!" - Jennifer.
June 6th, 2001
"Dad, your pants are falling down!" - Some kid at the pool.
May 23rd, 2001
"And we were all rolling around on the floor naked..." - Natalie.
May 18th, 2001
"That looks like a cinnamon roll, not poo!" - Textile Zach.
May 16th, 2001
"POOP IN A BOX!" - Some middle school kid.
May 11th, 2001
"You should see him and my brother - big time bondage." - Anna.
May 10th, 2001
"I was anally assassained!" - Textile Zach.
April 28th, 2001
"This program has got me all interested. And by interested I mean horny." - Chetan. He was watching some sex thing on the History Channel.
April 28th, 2001
"I am loose!" - Work Anna. She claims she didn't mean it that way. Right.
April 18th, 2001
"Go be kinky somewhere else." - Mrs. Facey.
April 10th, 2001
"If you're not listening, you sure don't hear." - Tolbert Daniels, lit sub. THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Mr. Daniels called my Music Theory class losers last year because we weren't doing work (note: we didn't have any work to do).
April 7th, 2001
"God isn't at the grocery store!" - Some kid in Kate's youth group. He said it when Jeremy and I left to go grocery shopping.
March 10th, 2001
"You have a black woman's butt." - Nick. THANKS, NICK!
March 8th, 2001
"She's dead now, but you can still do her." - Mrs Facey, History teacher.
February 28th, 2001
"I've been listening to techno longer than any of those dumbfuck ravers." - Fabric Boy (Jarrod).
February 28th, 2001
"...our machine is like, old skool." - Fabric Boy (Jarrod) describing the credit card machine at work to a customer.
February 23rd, 2001
"Would you stop making that noise? It makes you sound like you're developmentally disabled!" - Mrs. Facey. She got annoyed with David's strange noises.
February 16th, 2001
"...since I was like, in the uterus." - Natalie.
February 7th, 2001
"Corn is in Indiana. I don't like corn. Corn and stupid people, that's all there is in Indiana." - Mel. Very insightful!
February 6th, 2001
"I need drugs." - Mrs Kennedy, History sub. This actually wasn't taken out of context.
January 30th, 2001
"It smells like a whore!" - Some movie in History.
January 30th, 2001
"Passion is something one cannot control" - That same movie.
January 19th, 2001
Bobette: Do you have a quote from me yet?
Natalie: No, not yet.
Bobette: Aww...
January 19th, 2001
"He [God] wants you." - Sean's Band's vocalist.
January 17th, 2001
"You're meek, yet so scary." - Clint. Aww! Clint admires me!
January 16th, 2001
"I have a stupid fetish" - Clint.
January ??, 2001
"You're gonna kill Keith for a blow?" - Mrs. Facey.
January ??, 2001
Mrs. Facey: If you have more farm land, what else will you have more of?
Denise: LLAMAS!
January 11th, 2001
"No, they were not all high!" - Mrs. Facey, History teacher.
January 9th, 2001
"All freshmen are retards looking for a place to be." - Mr. Timmons, old man History teacher.
January 9th, 2001
"Get that damn ticket off my window or your momma's gonna be the next one I take to jail." - My daddy! Dad says not to say this to police people unless you're an angry policeman like he is.
January 9th, 2001
Natalie: You have a briefcase!
Mel: Well, they won't let me have a bookbag! What am I supposed to do?
January 1st, 2001
"Scott's not wearing any panties!" - Everyone at the stroke of midnight.
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