What happens when you have a website on the internet? Your Government teacher finds it at school and reads all the things you quoted from her! YaY, Mrs. Facey!
posted by Natalie Wood 10/25/2002 03:45:25 PM
Quotes are updated. I'm on a roll..
posted by Natalie Wood 7/26/2001 02:45:07 AM
It's a fucking miracle! I'm actually doing stuff with the website!
More pictures are up. Check out the photo album.
Kate and I are talking about combining forces and creating a photo album website since we keep linking eachother and we always take pictures of pretty much the same thing anyway. I just know I have to update this son of a whore website.
posted by Natalie Wood 7/26/2001 01:02:04 AM
WOW! Look at the youth of today at http://www.allaboutsex.org and click on the Kids Speak Out! part.Well, the verdict is that cum in eyes will STING... that makes sense. I know there is a little bit of chlorine in cum... it does kinda smell like pool water, and you know that stings.
I wouldn't want a girl kind enough to let me come on her face to suffer for it, so I would think a girl could throw on some glasses, or a little plastic wrap, swimming goggles, or maybe those safety glasses from chemistry labs.
That might be a little extreme for a one-man session... but you Bukkake fans out there... hey, that might save you some trouble.
Jonathan - Male - 21 - 29 - North America - 05/28/2001
Oh dear. I can't stop giggling!
OH! And Work Anna got fired today. OOPS!
posted by Natalie Wood 5/30/2001 12:32:18 AM
Wow. Look! I'm in Kate's homeroom! She's trying to finish her poetry project or something. She hates it. I want her to use her poem about the hairy fish peeing, but she cannot.BELL.
posted by Natalie Wood 5/22/2001 08:28:19 AM
Updated quotes. AND GUESS WHAT. I'm turning the de-funct "Rants And Reports" section into Textile Zach's weekly columns. C'EST SUPER.
I'm tired of French. I told my teacher NO ME GUSTA, I reject French. Only one week of school left. I'M SO EXCITED I WOULD WET MYSELF.
posted by Natalie Wood 5/19/2001 12:25:34 AM
I'm in lit right now with Clint. He's my partner. He's molesting the computer next to me. No, really. He's molesting it and it's scary. Now he's making me look at some weird "Serious Sam" game. There's a big weird looking buff guy and bad guys with NIPPLES.
I think Clint is going to electrocute himself. I told him that if he does, we're going to just put "DUMB ASS" on this tombstone.
posted by Natalie Wood 5/14/2001 09:36:09 AM
IT'S A MIRACLE. All the old/new/never been posted artwork is now all up and pretty in the Odd Artwork section. HURRAY! Also, I am now accepting donations of money because I'm poor. I'm addicted to eBay. HELP ME.
posted by Natalie Wood 5/13/2001 06:33:22 PM
I'm alive. Are you? I uploaded about 18 pictures, but I don't have to the time to put them up RIGHT now. If you're really antsy, go to https://natoleeness.tripod.com/Artwork. Until then, you have to wait. OH, and our new Textile Male (name compliments of Kate) is hilarious and has an ugly yellow car (as featured in some of my new artwork). Oh, and Work Nichole was fired because there are "too many people on the payroll." HAHAITHINKITSALIEHAHAHA! Okay, I'll stop now.
posted by Natalie Wood 5/7/2001 08:17:32 PM
3 new quotes and 2 new poems. HOLY MOLEY. I would also like to inform everyone that we have recently aquired a new Fabric Boy. His name is Zach. He's 16 and a sophomore just like me! So now the sophomores outnumber the seniors at the store. My take over is going quite well. Anna and Nichole describe him as weird and nerdy, which probably means that he's KEEN. More updates to come.
posted by Natalie Wood 4/24/2001 11:04:06 PM
I'm talking to Ex-Fabric Boy (refer to that Fabric Boy song) now! Isn't that exciting? I just thought I'd share. And Denise is grounded, but she could still go to the movies and attack Devin with her MOUTH OF SALIVA. What's with that? Some teacher told Devin to "stop licking her! She's not a popicicle!" Gee wiz! That is all.
posted by Natalie Wood 4/22/2001 11:00:32 PM
Blogger wasn't feeling well and wouldn't let me post. I put up the first 3 haikus of The Clint Haiku Series! I also got a shopping cart. Manager John says I can have all the old shopping carts I want. THANK YOU, MANAGER JOHN. Oh! And Sandwhich Friend Zack has visited my website. HI, SANDWHICH FRIEND ZACK.
posted by Natalie Wood 4/13/2001 04:37:28 PM
Oooo! The new poems and songs are up. Actually, due to my lack of updating, half of them are old. OOPS. My next project is to update the artwork. I'M ON A FREAKING ROLL. Oh, and let's all take a moment to thank Jeremy for entertaining me at work and lettingme steal his girly slap bracelet. THANKS.
posted by Natalie Wood 4/7/2001 03:04:45 AM
I don't mean to put anyone into shock, but I updated even more! I got totally caught up on quotes. I even organized the quotes by year! Be sure to check out the 2000 quotes to catch all the ones you missed first. I also typed up 10 of my poems and 5 of my songs to put up soon. I just need to find the time in the next day or two to put it up on the page. Oh, and I got hit in the face with a bolt of fabric tonight at work. IT MADE MY DAY!
posted by Natalie Wood 4/6/2001 03:50:45 AM
YES. Okay, I'm lazy and busy. But I got a job! And lots of homework! So you have to forgive me. I put up two whole sets of new pictures. Check out the photo album! I'm working on getting everything updated. BEAR WITH ME.
posted by Natalie Wood 4/5/2001 03:43:49 AM
My birthday party was last night at Chuck E. Cheese's! You know what that means? I finally got the pictures from my ACTUAL birthday up! I'll put the ones from last night up sometime after I finish my stupid biology paper.
posted by Natalie Wood 2/10/2001 04:02:27 PM
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
I'm 16. Please buy me things. I'd like a taco and a pony.
posted by Natalie Wood 2/3/2001 12:38:59 AM
Ha! I totally forgot about the conversation Denise and I had. I stuck it up in Stories. Go read Go To Bed Devil Child! It's the first new story of the year!
posted by Natalie Wood 1/25/2001 06:04:50 PM
This is a PSA to inform the uninformed that Kate has Febreezed her dirty underwear before and claims there is nothing wrong with it. Oh yes. Here is a quote from Chetan.
"you know, sex heals people. *WAGGLING OF EYEBROWS*"
posted by Natalie Wood 1/22/2001 07:46:50 PM
Oh lordy! Two birthday parties in a row. Fresh pictures from Mandy's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's and Erica's birthdat party. WEE! Head to here.
posted by Natalie Wood 1/14/2001 06:46:48 PM
Thanks to Denise, I now have this way rad application that lets me write stupid little messages and updates without making me scream and get pissy because I have to write a bunch of HTML! THANK YOU, DENISE.
posted by Natalie Wood 1/9/2001 06:55:10 PM