pbdqc2000: hey
xNatlies: Arr, Matey!
pbdqc2000: whats up
xNatlies: Arrrrr! Me ship be on f're!
pbdqc2000: well then bye
xNatlies: See ya later, Matey!
pbdqc2000: where r u going??
xNatlies: Can ye not read, laddie? Me ship be on f're!
pbdqc2000: fine then if your gonna be gay then ill just leave till you grow up
xNatlies: Are ye callin' me a fairy?

----I showed Kate the conversation and she IMed him with the following----
Kawaii Kate7: AHHHHH! THE SHIP'S GOIN' DOWN, MATE! SEND THE SIGNAL FLARES! SOS! SOS!
Kawaii Kate7: matey, ARE YOU THERE?