My Sweet 16 Party
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I look so disturbed because at that moment, Chuck E Cheese grabbed my ass. No joke. Look at that perverted robot smile.
See, it really was my birthday party.
Bobette's present had the SCARIEST doll in the world on it. I about peed in my pants.
Bobette really wasn't stoned.
"I molest little girls!"
This is Hailey. HI, HAILEY.
This is Daphne. She reminds me of Barbie. HI, DAPHNE.
Skee Ball ownz. Yes, with a "z". That's just how cool it is. We tried to stand on it to put the balls in, but it gave us a game over! But it didn't matter because we still had all the balls we didn't use and got to use them on the next game.
THE GAME OF SATAN. If this doesn't make you run to church, I don't know what will.
Kitty's son. His name is RYAN.
Yummy cake! It was actually very good.
Chuck E Cheese tried to gnaw my arm off!
Kate tried to molest poor Chuck.
I think the mother of this picture is THE SATAN GAME.
Brandy and Chuck.
Me loving Chuck E.
Bobette attacks Chuck E.
Denise and Chuck E Cheese. I think they make a cute couple!
The adult table. See Ryan and my Dad. Ryan sat with the adults because he's cool.
Kitty's Paul, Kitty, amd my mom. I don't know how they could manage to smile with screaming children running around and without the aide of alcohol.
Kate, Erica, Brittney, and me in the "Sky Tubes".
Brittney, Erica, Ryan, and Kate. I don't know how we got Ryan to come play with us.
Kate and Brittney.
This kid was hilarious. He stuck his butt up in the air and sang, "SHAKE YO BOOTAY!" He also made fun of Ryan. I'm very serious.
Erica and Brittney were engulfed.
Many kids assualted Ryan in the ball pit.
Ryan was so afraid of the kids that he curled up in the fetal position.
He tried to escape, but they pulled him back in. I'm pretty sure he was having regrets about coming to play with us by now.
Ryan's 100 feet tall, so I had to take another picture to make the previous one kinda panaramic.
Kitty eventually yelled at the kids to let him go and they went home.
We got the Chuck E Cheese ticket boys to give us stuff. Erica got her sticky spider stuck to the ceiling. Ticket Boy Ryan tried to get it down, but he just smooshed it in even more. It looked like snot.
I asked Ticket Boy Ryan for his picture and he said YES. He's prettier than he is in the picture. He even took off his hat for me! He jokingly said, "Great, now I'm going to find this on the internet." I told him he would, but I don't think he took me seriously.

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